Mitch McConnell Was Chased Out Of A Restaurant. Sorry Not Sorry

I understand that Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has been chased out of two restaurants in the last weeks. I’m sorry, but I don’t feel bad about it. Do you? Do you think he feels bad about the people whom he’s thrown off insurance by blocking Obamacare’s expansion of Medicare and Medicaid across America and especially in his home state of Kentucky? What about all the jobs and lives that have been lost and destroyed because of this professional hypocrite and liar?

Hey Mitch, now you know it doesn’t feel so good being chased and yelled at by people. That’s exactly what Americans have been going through thanks to Mitch’s anti-poor political agenda.

Mitch actually used to be a good guy before he sold out. He was for civil rights and all the rest but became a serious part of the problem after joining the Senate. I doubt there’s any hope for him returning to his liberal roots. So yeah Mitch, it may make you uncomfortable but there are real people you’ve betrayed, you’ve marginalized and you’ve hurt in the worst way.

This is life’s way to tell you that you have a second chance to actually help Americans, but I doubt you’ll take it because you’ve been such a insidious manipulator. With your obscene southern drawl, masking an agenda of targeting the poor, it is perhaps time for you to hang up the towel. I would ask you to please take your illicitly acquired pile of money and return from whence you came to never bother us again. We’ve already paid the highest price for assuaging your misaligned rhetoric. So go back to your restaurant in hell and let them adorn you with your duly earned ribbons of shame!